— JON STEWART, on Fox Business News anchor Stuart Varney saying “I disagree with the Pope, who doesn’t like free-market capitalism. I think free-market capitalism is a great liberator,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
"You’re going up against the Pope? You’re going up against the Pope on how to help the poor? Helping the poor is in this man’s wheelhouse! This Pope… helps the poor!!! But you’re telling him how to do his job? Pope doesn’t come over to your house and slap Jamie Dimon’s dick out of your mouth!"